She will probably think I'm mad. I shall put it in our pets corner.' Auctioneer John Judson jollied his audience along through seagulls made from cutlery (Mr Pollard snapped one up for £325 ...

In short, the members to my right have jollied this bill along without any serious attempt to interrogate it. Instead, they have lifted their paws, wagged their tails, and effectively urinated on ...